<BR>I´ve used a modification of #1: <BR> <BR>I can see your point, but if you wear a hat, no one will notice. <BR> <BR>
It was only one beer, Really!
I often use a variation of "What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?". I actually think I´m a moron magnet :)
I think I used most of them, I´m now owner of the place :)
I´ve always have said ....... do you see sucker written on my forehead :-)
<BR>{:p:sb <BR> <BR>Help! I´m stuck to scarebear! <BR> <BR>:P
I was actually refering to my offline existence. But I guess I can also attract a few here and there online too. I´ve already told Elwin the emails I used to get ;)