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(A fun Joke) "You Are An Internet Addict When"..:)

By pearldrop
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elwin avatar
elwin
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A couple of those hit a little too close to home... {:p
snowman avatar
snowman
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:/ don&acute;t you just love the non-formatting of the first post in a thread.... <BR> <BR> <BR>1. You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading. <BR>2. You step out of your room and realize that your parents have moved and you don&acute;t have a clue as to when it happened. <BR>3. Your bookmark takes 15 minutes to go from top to bottom. <BR>4. Your nightmares are in HTML and GIFS. <BR>5. You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, like you just pulled the plug on a loved one. <BR>6. You start introducing yourself as &quot;Jim at net dot com&quot; <BR>7. Your heart races faster and beats irregularly each time you see a new WWW site address on TV. <BR>8. You turn on your intercom when leaving the room so you can hear if new e-mail arrives. <BR>9. Your wife drapes a blond wig over your monitor to remind you of what she looks like. <BR>10. All of your friends have an @ in their names. <BR>11. When looking at a web page full of someone else&acute;s links, you notice all of them are already highlighted in purple. <BR>12. Your dog has its own home page. <BR>13. You can&acute;t call your mother... She doesn&acute;t have a modem. <BR>14. You check your mail. It says &quot;no new messages.&quot; So you check it again. <BR>15. Your phone bill is a heavy as a brick. <BR>16. You write your homework in HTML and give your instructor the URL. <BR>17. You don&acute;t know the sex of three of your closest friends, because they have neutral nicknames and you never bothered to ask. <BR>18. Your husband tells you that he has had the beard for 2 months. <BR>19. You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop and check your e-mail on the way back to bed. <BR>20. You tell the kids they can&acute;t use the computer because &quot;Daddy&acute;s got work to do&quot; -- even though you don&acute;t have a job. <BR>21. You buy a Captain Kirk chair with a built-in keyboard and mouse. <BR>22. Your wife makes a new rule: &quot;The computer cannot come to bed.&quot; <BR>23. You get a tattoo that says &quot;This body best viewed with Netscape 3.0 or higher.&quot; <BR>24. You never have to deal with busy signals when calling your ISP... because you never log off. <BR>25. The last girl you picked up was only a GIF. <BR>26. You ask a plumber how much it would cost to replace the chair in front of your computer with a toilet. <BR>27. Your wife says communication is important in a marriage... so you buy another computer and install a second phone line so the two of you can chat. <BR>28. As your car crashes through the guardrail on a mountain road, your first instinct is to search for the &quot;back&quot; button.
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pearldrop
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it was suppose to look like yours /Snowman: :(
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pearldrop
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thx, for fixen it :)
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pearldrop
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too bad we can see a preview before posting :(
pearldrop avatar
pearldrop
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oooppp...bad speller too LOL...I mean&acute;t we<b> <i>can&acute;t</i></b> preview before posting.
scarebear avatar
scarebear
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preview - that&acute;s a cool idea!
snowman avatar
snowman
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yeah well previewing the first post of a thread ain&acute;t going to fix the formatting issue, but it would be a heads-up though!! <BR>(preliminary fix though: Just post the topic as the first post and ad an additional post with the correct formatting, that&acute;s what I do) :) <BR><b>DAMN</b> ain&acute;t I smart?! ;) ;)
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scarebear
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gRAVE has a to-do list though. This is on it ;)
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koasati
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7. Your heart races faster and beats irregularly each time you see a new WWW site address on TV........who has time for TV?? LOL .............besides I can&acute;t reach my mouse from there. ;)
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chichigirl46
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Thats scarey.......... several of those hit home for /me and no need to say which ones either, cause you addicts already know them LOL
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hobnobber
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All 28 are apropos of this household..... especially 27.. but had to go cable so we could catch up on what happened in the last 3 years.... lol lol
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