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4 Question Apptitude Test

By hobnobber
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1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? <br />(This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.) <br /> <br />2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? <br />(This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.) <br /> <br />3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend? <br />(This tests your memory.) <br /> <br /> OK, I admit, the first 3 questions really sound stupid, but you still have one more chance to show your true abilities. Now think. . . <br /> <br />4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it? <br />(This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.) <br /> <br />I will post the correct answers, but not before we find out how many “professionals” we have attending this site... :)
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Oh Yeah, I forgot to tell you, I&acute;m NOT a professional... lol lol lol
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1. Make sure I&acute;m near a huge walk in fridge that has allready been cleared out before me and put some food in there to con him into entering. <br /> <br />2. See answer 1 <br /> <br />3. The one i&acute;m eating for dinner...probably the pig from that movie. <br /> <br />4. I use the bridge.
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1.) Open the door. <br />2.) Remove the giraffe, to make room. <br />3.) Humans <br />4.) Use bridge.
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1) fold him up, open door, put the folded giraffe in and close door. <br />2) open door, remove giraffe, pinch the elephant till he&acute;s flat and put him in. <br />3) the elephowl lizzard. <br />4) wait until their next to eachother and walk on their heads to cross. <br /> <br />hmm this does&acute;nt make me a professional, more like a moron. <br />oke. i&acute;m a moron. hehe
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Well I thought /me and the guy that came up with this test were the only morons lol lol <br />So here are the answers by Anderson Consulting: <br /> <br />1. The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. <br /> <br />2. The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffie, put the elephant in and close the door. <br /> <br />3. The correct answer is: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. (Remember, you just put him in there) <br /> <br />4. The correct answer is: You swim accross. Remember, all the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. <br /> <br />According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all the questions wrong. But many preschoolers got better scores. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four year old. lol lol <br />
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I like my answers better. :P
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i&acute;m jumping around the room, making funny faces and yelling weird sounds. <br />i&acute;m no moron. nanananananaaaaa
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Can&acute;t trick me with these questions. <br /> <br />1. Open the door; stick in the giraffe; close the door. <br />2. Open the door; stick in the elephant; close the door. Note that you do not need to remove the giraffe, &acute;cos a) no-one says it&acute;s the same frigde; and b) even if it were, no-one says there isn&acute;t enough room for the both of them. <br />3. Here you assume that the giraffe was removed from the fridge and the elephant is in there now, meaning you would expect the elephant to be missing. But: no-one says these questions are followups. <br />4. Assumption: crocodiles are at the convention, so you just swim across. Even if they were there, you just swim across at any rate.
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