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By chichigirl46
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Sounds very much like a place where a friend of mine works (but not for much longer). He was asked by management if the funeral arrangements (for his Grandfather) could be rearranged so he wouldn&acute;t miss a meeting! ... and that&acute;s not a joke! <BR>Needless to say... he didn&acute;t make the meeting! :)
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I&acute;ve been there!!! Sounds just like the company I used to work for... and you don&acute;t want to know what I had to do to RETIRE.... lol
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Rules like those were made to be broken. :P
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How is this...I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don&acute;t have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life? LOL <BR> <BR>What is Love.... <BR>Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties! he he he <BR>Love is an ocean of emotions, entirely surrounded by expenses.... <BR>Love is blind. I guess that&acute;s why it proceeds by the sense of touch.... <BR>Love is what happens to a man and woman who don&acute;t know each other.... <BR>A lot of people wonder how you know if you&acute;re really in love. Just ask yourself this one question: &quot;Would I mind being financially destroyed by this person?&quot; <BR>Love is like the measles--all the worse when it comes late in life... <BR>Love is staying awake all night with a sick child. Or a very healthy adult... <BR>Make love, not war, or do both---get married <BR> <BR>How I have to go hide, somewhere /chichigirl46: won&acute;t find me... cause when she reads this I&acute;ll have another pause in my life.... lol lol
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You two just crease me up! lol <BR> <BR>And /hobnobber: ... you&acute;d better :brb! :)
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Peanut I really do like your icon.... BUT.... It has more moves than I do when waiting in line for the mens room at the ball park.... j/k... lol lol I just had to say that lol
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Its HOT HOT here in Indiana today..... How hot you say???? Well its so hot that when I stepped out on the back deck I immediately melted into a puddle of sticky, icky, goo... I noticed that some fat rose to the top of the icky mess..YUK! As I slowly trickled back into the house I quickly regained my composure and noticed that I had lost 12 pounds.... <BR>Now I do not recommend this action as a weight reducing diet, cause I noticed a sloshing sound when I move my head from side to side.... <BR>It is starting to scare me when I write things like this... I find myself looking over my shoulder for the men in white coats to come a take me away in a padded van.. lol lol
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/hobnobber: this is the biggest fart I&acute;ve ever heard under water from you yet LOL Tell them the truth now........... he sits in 100deg weather with long gotchies and long flannel pants with a long sleeve sweat shirt on, and claims to me his glasses steam up when he walks out on the deck to warm up......... yes warm up in 100deg weather LOL
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Phew...if it ever reached 100degs here, us Brits would go nekkid. lol
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it takes a very special person to appreciate the extreme stickiness of mid-western summers. i, however, do not... ohio is great, but gimme my a/c!
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I&acute;m gonna let you in on a little secret /peanut: and /nikuki: It&acute;s like this /chichigirl46: likes the temp in the house at 65 degs Year Around... now that&acute;s not too much to ask Right? Right! Well lets see what happens when you consider the 4 seasons.... Spring around here the temp can be anywhere from 30 to 80 degs. Summer anywhere from 55 to 100 Fall 45 to 80 Winter 30 to minus 25 degrees.... Now the average comfort range for the human body is 70 to 74 degrees.... Sooooo!!! with the exception of a few days in spring, most of the summer, and a few days in the fall, I am FREEZING my buns.... So in the summer I do like to sit on the deck in 90 or 100 degrees just to thaw out......lol but now I have to reconsider the 100 degrees mark, cause I seem to have a melting point of 98 lol lol lol and oh yeah and after spending some time outside in 95 deg and walk into a house at 65 degs that will put icicles on your whatever..... But I Love Every Minute of Every Season..... and /chichigirl46: too!!!
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I keep telling /hobnobber: I&acute;ll keep ya warm he he he......... well arn&acute;t you sweet babe, /me blows engine horn woo woooooo :-)
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hmmmmm I just read what I typed above....... I tink it dun&acute;t sound so good brb
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how about /me toots enging horn LOL
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enging=engine LOL boy was I tired LOL
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Oh that&acute;s okay sweetie.. I know what you meant, BUT..I forgot to tell you... when the &quot;Outside&quot; temp is exactly 65 degrees.. the brain has a tendency to congeal.... Last night the temp dropped to exactly 65 degrees.... Just thought you would like to know why that happened ........................PAUSE............................ <BR>I didn&acute;t know she was reading this over my shoulder..... :) :) :)
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So quickly......... lets go to something different....... What do you think this is? Varoom..screech, varoom..screech, varoom..screech, varoom..screech....... <BR> <BR>It&acute;s a moron driving through an intersection with a flashing red light!!!! LOL LOL <BR> <BR>Note: /me and /chichigirl46: just seem crazy... we&acute;re not really... laughter is contagious. think about it....when was the last time you saw a stressed out person with a smile on their face???? I for one have never seen one.... So join in and have a laugh or two or three even....... lol lol
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