hobnobber
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Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called <br />witchcraft. Today, it´s called golf. <br />---------------------------------------------- <br />Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age <br />and start bragging about it. <br />---------------------------------------------- <br />The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for. <br />---------------------------------------------- <br />Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to <br />know "why" I look this way. I´ve traveled a long way and some of the <br />roads weren´t paved. <br />--------------------------------------------- <br />How old would you be if you didn´t know how old you are? <br />---------------------------------------------- <br />When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of <br />Algebra. <br />--------------------------------------------- <br />You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks. <br />---------------------------------------------- <br />One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a <br />nice change from being young. <br />---------------------------------------------- <br />One must wait until evening to see how splendid the day has been. <br />---------------------------------------------- <br />Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable. <br />----------------------------------------------- <br />Old age is when former classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald, <br />they don´t recognize you. <br />---------------------------------------------- <br />If you don´t learn to laugh at trouble, you won´t have anything to laugh <br />at when you are old. <br />--------------------------------------------- <br />First you forget names, then you forget faces. Then you forget to pull <br />up your zipper, then .... Oh my goodness, you forgot to pull your <br />zipper down! <br />---------------------------------------------- <br />If you jog in a jogging suit, lounge in lounging pajamas, and smoke in a <br />smoking jacket, WHY would anyone want to wear a windbreaker?? <br />---------------------------------------------- <br />And best of all.... I don´t know how I got over the hill without <br />getting to the top. <br /> <br />I can relate to most of these.. :D
